fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.
Mary Rakow  (via lotus-eyes)

amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

ka-blamo:

Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?

What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…

OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

ka-blamo:

Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?

What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…

OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)

tignar:

ifeellikeihadtotellyousomething:

ihatesalem:

They’re too spoiled and they know each other too well. 

TINAAA!!!!

OH. MY. GOD! I wouldn’t even be wearing panties…. 

tignar:

ifeellikeihadtotellyousomething:

ihatesalem:

They’re too spoiled and they know each other too well. 

TINAAA!!!!

OH. MY. GOD! I wouldn’t even be wearing panties…. 

thefrozensoldier:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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Perfection.

depression-and-movies:

Louis C.K. just described me in one of his sketches.

hitrecordjoe:

Me Mr. Radcliffe. #Gangster. #Oscars

hitrecordjoe:

Me Mr. Radcliffe. #Gangster. #Oscars

tyleroakley:

Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.

tyleroakley:

Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.