samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
This guy has the biggest balls
"did she say yes? …..hell yea"
The nicest version of “please keep your ideas to yourself” I have ever heard. (X)
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god